He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize