i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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