He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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