Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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