Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Randomize
