Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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