Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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