I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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