Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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