It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
