Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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