Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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