We won't sleep together?
You surviving the open bar?
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Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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