Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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