I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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