Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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