If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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