So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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