I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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