Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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