covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Two words: nipple clamps
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