Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
try to milk me bitch
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