My nipple is on Facebook.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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