Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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