My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
