I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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