I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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