I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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