that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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