I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I had to cum in my sink.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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