fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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