I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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