If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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