just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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