When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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