Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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