i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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