If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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