Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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