Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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