Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize