what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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