When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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