it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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