I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
