If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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