I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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