i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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