is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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