yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Do plants get herpes?
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