Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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