You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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