Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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