Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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