Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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