So drunk its hurt
I CAN MOONWALK!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The adults are the big ones right?
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