This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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