So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
